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Dec
18

Jokes & Riddles

Múinteoir Christine, Principal (Webauthor)

Know any of these? 

Why do we plant bulbs in the garden? What wobbles in the sky? What are a monkey’s favourite biscuits?

 

What is a cat’s favourite song? What did one chimney pot say to the other?

 

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? What has two hands, a round face, always runs but stays in one place?

 

What gets wetter the more it dries? What do you give a sick pig?

 

What goes up but never comes down? Why didn’t the bear eat his dessert?

 

What did the skeleton leave in his shower? Why did the cow cross the road?

 

What is white and goes up? Why did the children cross the playground?

 

Mommy Tomato, Daddy Tomato and Baby Tomato were walking down the road. Baby Tomato was walking very slowly. What is a boxer’s favourite drink?

 

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